I want to stick my p in your. b.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I know her cup size but not her name....
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