I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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