I cannot find my penis.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
worst night to have a conscience
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You can make out without kissing
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