One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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