Only a mothe r could love this liver
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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