New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
So squirting runs in the family.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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