i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
He did a backflip because drugs
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