I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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