im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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