either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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