I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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