We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
