I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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