your parents love me but you hate me
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You're like the curious george of whores
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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