NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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