I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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