I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Text me some of your sweat
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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