i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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