I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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