I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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