I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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