Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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