Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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