You surviving the open bar?
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Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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