Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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