I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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