It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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