We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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