Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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