so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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