3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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