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(785): View more from Kansas

So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?

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(802): View more from Vermont

the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.

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(512): View more from Texas

i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

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(315): View more from New York

i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.

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