I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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