What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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