How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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