No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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