fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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