Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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