thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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