I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
