Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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