Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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