I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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