Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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