there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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