So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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