In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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