So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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