Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
