it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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