# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Let's get the cat blown out
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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