I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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